Part 1 - Before the Crash
Step 1 - Secure Loose Items
You should secure loose items because if they are not secured in they can fly around and sharp parts can stab you or someone else. To make sure no one dies, secure all loose items please.
Step 2 - Buckle Up
You might not be in a crash but, if you feel the plane going down stedily and you are nowhere near the airport, buckle up and tighten your seatbelt. Encourge others to do the same.
Step 3 - Protect Youself
Ask for a pillow, even if it's 12:00 pm. Just ask. Keep it with you. if they anounce that the plane might crash, duck down and place the pillow over your head.
Part 2 - The Crash
Step 4 - Stay In Position
Stay in the crouching position until you feel a huge bump. That signals that you have crashed. If the plane has broken apart, still stay in the position until you have stopped moving. Then you must unbuckle your seatbelt quickly. If you take more than 10 seconds, your dead. If you can still survive, your awesome.
Step 5A - Escape
If you are in a pirahna infested water, go to Step 5B. If you are not in a pirahna infested water, follow this step. Do not inflate you life jacket in the plane. That is very important. Inflate it after you are out of the plane and in the water.
Step 5B - Escape
If you are in a pirahna infested water and you are bleeding, try to cover up your wounds. If you can't, stay on top of the plane and signal with a mirror. If you can, still, DO NOT JUMP OUT. Pirahnas will still come because of everyone else's blood.
Step 6 - Rescue
To get help, you can do 1 or more of the following.
- Signal with a mirror
- Signal with fire
- Signal with a SOS (Land only)
- Signal by waving your arms (Plane Only)
Part 3 - After The Crash
Step 7A - Mourning
If you haven't lost a loved one, please go to step 7B. If you have, try to image them saying "You will never be alone". That really does help a lot. Once you have got over mourning, go to Step 8.
Step 7B - Mourning
To help, act as like the plane crash didn't happen. That will help get over shock.
Step 8 - Living
Well, if you followed all the steps, you can live again. Still go on planes because it's a 1 in 10000 chance of it crashing, and a 1 in 1000000 chance of you dying if you follow these steps.
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